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richwhitelesbian:

i wish the miss universe competition was a fight to the death by the various species of the universe

do they mean the fault in our stars by the fault in humans??? as in cancer is the fault in humans because ur cells aren’t supposed to duplicate that quickyl etc and we’re ‘made’ of stars

do u ever read a book so good that it makes u feel really insignificant and sad and u just have to stop reading it because it gets really uncomfortable and then u just sit there and think then go do something productive 

pretty sure tims friends mum is a trap

the message

hey does anyone else remember bases by tavros and karkat 

ok a few days ago my dad told me to call my mum (we were on the way home) to save him some meat and not to cook it because he wanted to make curry so when we got home he cooked etc then i tasted it and said “what this isnt curry its just spicy” THEN HE GAVE ME THE DIRTIEST LOOK LIKE I JUST KILLED A FAMILY and said “of course its curry it has the flavours” then walked away

*heavily sighs because reading about dna is really boring

ferretorium:

asasfljhla yes please

ferretorium:

asasfljhla yes please

maraschinos:

wow I went to the comic shop to get Avengers #1 but I messed up and got Homestuck instead

maraschinos:

wow I went to the comic shop to get Avengers #1 but I messed up and got Homestuck instead

gaymzee:

every night before miranda cosgrove goes to bed, she deflates her face

doctorxcraig for president

who is ms booty???? why was she lost